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...OH.
just days after i mentioned the "FREE KITTENS TO A GOOD HOE" ad, i'm lurking around craigslist and find...(direct link before it gets deleted - http://allentown.craigslist.org/pet/996280677.html)this...
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MY ABILITY TO WASTE TIME IS ASTOUNDING
since spilling water on my laptop, it has started doing the following things:1. giving me the BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH and doing a "complete physical memory dump" every time i run/close/think about the...
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i decided to be all productive and go to class today...and then i discover my car no longer starts.oh silly konrad.
View ArticleTHIS IS SO TERRIBLE THAT I WILL EVEN LEAVE THIS POST PUBLIC
so, back in high school, we had a history test of horrifying proportions where i answered a lot of the questions very poorly. (see post. i recommend it because i still believe that "Wohnzimmer" should...
View ArticleKOENNEN SIE DAS PROBLEM SEHEN?
Me gusta tomar fotos mit Film.and to think...i want to learn MORE languages?!in other news, i can no longer laugh when my uncle says "très gut."
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IT IS MY MISSION TO TELL EVERYONE ABOUT THIS
i laughed so hard that i died and am updating livejournal from beyond the grave.picture is unrelated
View ArticleI AM A BEAUTIFUL BUTTERFLY
my nose is running, but i cannot find any tissues. as a result of this problem, i have been using toilet paper. the toilet paper tends to get stuck on my nose piercing, creating a beautiful accent for...
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HOT DAMN.
this might be the most perfect thing i have seen on the internet in a looooong time.(i can't get the alt text to work, but it should read "i want us to gerund, essentially." ALDKSFJSDLKF)
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TRUE STORIES
today, i found my birth control pills wedged between the pages of my biology book. seeing as we will be studying reproduction (of hay/grass), it seemed fitting.in other news, this is a completey...
View ArticleOH, EUGENE.
dad: hopefully you don't run into the same cops from last time.me: i don't plan on drinking on the sidewalk this time, dad.dad: well, it could have been worse. it's better than drinking in an alley.me:...
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I STILL DON'T BELIEVE MY LIFE IS REAL
while scrolling through facebook, i found...it's pretty funny because the M in question is from the NY valley and the C in question is from the PA valley. it's almost as funny as this old one (which,...
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BALLS.
so, about ten minutes ago, i was cleaning my rook piercing when i heard a little "ping!" i looked in the sink and saw a tiny little silver dot. i touched it and confirmed what i was afraid of: one of...
View ArticleFAMILY DINNER CONVERSATION
"there was this guy a year ahead of me in high school. he always called scranton sin city because [a prostitute] accosted him there one night. she offered her usual services, and in addition to that,...
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WHYYYYYYYYY
I LEFT MY HAIR STRAIGHTENER AT MY PARENTS' HOUSE.GODDAMNIT.(i was gonna post a "FUUUU-" esque picture here, but have you ever google image searched "FUUUUU?" you get everything from naked women to...
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who decided to go on a bike ride at 2PM on a bright, sunny, motherfucking 85ºF day?who only lasted a half hour because it was hot as balls OF PURE FIRE?OMG YOU GUYS, GUESS!!!
View ArticleWHAT A GUY!
best craigslist ad yet: dude has a girlfriend but is looking for a blowjob and states that said girlfriend has her period (and, presumably, will not oblige him).link:...
View ArticleI SHOULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING.
today, i will turn in a sonnet that i wrote about procrastination.a fitting topic indeed, seeing as it is a week late.
View ArticleWHATWHATWHAT
officially uninstalling sims 2. don't plan on re-installing but who knows.IT'S BEEN REAL.(oh, fine - i finally got into sims 3 and now need to free up my hard drive so i can re-fill it with TS3 shit.)
View ArticleACADEMIA IS BULLSHIT, PART TWO
dude, i don't need an $83 textbook for a GODDAMNED GYM CLASS to tell me i'm out of shape.
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RIP zune. error 5 sure is a bitch.so! recommendations for MP3 players, anyone? no apple products, please.
View ArticleREPULSIVE
is there such a thing as reverse seasonal depression? is it normal to feel a great anger toward people when they rejoice at a spring-like day in february? does the average person glare at the sun,...
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